February 2012
41 posts
I often saw myself as an anarchist, then someone pointed out to me that I didn’t read all the literature, thus don’t know what I’m talking about. I didn’t know there was curriculum, and don’t want to read all that. So I’ll start something new:
Banarchy. It’s like anarchy, but also involves completely ignoring people that you don’t like. This is the...
“When they ask for your ethnicity, and they let you fill it in, write:...”
– Me
There needs to be a martial art specifically for people that are double jointed / hyperextend. It should be all about being as gross and disgusting as possible.
Hardcore Beauty Tip #1
Split ends are great. They are a natural way of letting your hair cut itself. When combing your hair rip straight through all that shit. Use swift, single motions. Yell, “like a boss” with each stroke.
Print On Demand Stickers! →
Now I can finally print some ‘for rectal use only’ stickers!
I’m not getting the novelty behind the human-hourglass model. I though anybody looks like that tight-laced. I tried and looked pretty spooky too, but maybe I’m missing something… This will probably be the beginning of a trend.
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You go through it, get fat, and die.”
– Me
You know what!
I’m tired of browsing sites where I need to clear my history afterward. I’m going to start going to church! Edit: Is there such a thing as a “church online” service? Edit edit: I’m not motivated enough to leave the house for this… Edit edit edit: Ok… nevermind!
Ok... Here's a train of thought...
Not too thought through at all, but… Classic art is outdated pop culture. In its time, what is it that made some pieces stay (historically remembered) and others fizzle out?
“Classic art is outdated pop culture.”
– Me
“I like the internet! It’s like being the loudest person in the room that...”
– Me
Hey! I remember these! →
I and my brother have been having a “dig up old games you fought over the keyboard for” contest. This bunch came up. (In this case, the game being searched out was Megapede). They where on the list of things that made me want to make my own games.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit →
Suggest renting it to see it at its best quality, but this is a magnificent piece of work.
January 2012
84 posts
b/
I just realized how desensitized to absolutely horrible, disgusting, and otherwise gruesome imagery the internet can make a person. I was presented with a picture from a porn (most likely, due to the subject), and the person showing it was freaking out about how bad it was. I immediately started to look around in the background, wondering what he/she is freaking out about, and if it’s a...
“I don’t know what they’re talking about, nervous breakdowns feel...”
– Mrs Robinson
You know...
If you dig there’s some great wit out there (any online community where memes start, I mean). It’s interesting that memes like “WUT”, and “O’RLY” (basic examples) took off more than other jokes (some of them where, by far, funnier). I’d like to know what constitutes the perfect meme. Probably simplicity. You can echo it back in multiple contexts....
(Copy + Paste From Old Notes...)
Q: Do you love Jesus?
A: If he were real,
I'd do him.
“Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like...”
– cythrawll